Saturday, April 4, 2015

The Easter Bunny is Sketchy as F*ck (Pictorial)

Scanning the interwebs tonight, I had the goal in mind to find some cute vintage Easter Bunny pictures to put up on my Facebook. What I came up with, is the sort of thing nightmares are made of. 

Forget ghosts, demons, and clowns. The Easter Bunny is sketchy as fuck, in any decade! 

These creepy bunnies could put John Wayne Gacy's "Pogo The Clown" to shame.

Screaming children. Impatient demanding parents. The buzz and chaos of shopping centers. Itchy, overheated. Slowly slipping away into a dark lonely maddness in the middle of the mall.

It's the same concept that makes clowns scary. Exactly what type of deranged thoughts might be brewing behind the whiskers? What dark, hidden secrets lie within the poor soul imprisoned inside the costume? What peers from the vacant eye holes of these seemingly innocent bunnies?

Under paid. Under appreciated. Cold. Calculated. Emotionless. Silent.

Why must you grin at me like so Easter Bunny?


Blasted fluffy white hell.

It's only a little time before one snaps.

Even the ones you might see here and think, "Oh that one's not that bad!"... Yeah... check the kids out screaming in sheer terror. If kids or animals don't like you, you know there must be something creepy and unsettling about you!

Parents are sadistic bastards in the name of  tradition.

I foretell lots of therapy in these children's future.

Happy Easter Kiddies!

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